06 Dec 06 Net Crap (12/7)

• ChurchHopping: Ten Verses Never Preached On
  Some utterly bizarre quotes from Scripture.
  (tags: pos-hysterical neg-weird subj-religion)
• Awwww. The Republicans aren’t very happy that they now have to work five days a week. (Seriously.)
  (tags: subj-politics subj-government pos-hysterical neg-dumbfuck)
• A Cat’s Christmas
  From my sister’s LJ. The before and after pics are friggin’ hilarious.
  (tags: subj-cats tag-seasonal pos-hysterical)
• On the various criminal registries: “When you diminish the likelihood that ex-felons can live and work in society, you increase the chances that they will return to criminal behavior.”
  I personally think that the various criminal registries we have states popping up with present a real “cruel and unusual punishment” consideration. Pedophiles, due to the absolutely extremely high recividism rate, may be a needed exception for public saf
  (tags: subj-drugs pos-food4thought)
• “Kittiwat Unarom, age 28, is a Thai artist and son of a baker who creates macabre edible sculptures out of bread.”
  This is absolutely horrifyingly gross. Yet amazing.
  (tags: tag-photos neg-holy_shit neg-whaddafuck neg-horrifying neg-gross pos-amazing)
• Seven Home Gadgets You Can’t Buy
  The Rollertoaster is ingenious.
  (tags: pos-amazing pos-cool tag-geekery)
• WBIR: Woman Striking Matches to Prevent Flatulence Causes Premature Landing and Flight Ban
  (tags: neg-sad neg-dumbfuck neg-whaddafuck)
• The only piece of (human) artwork on the Moon.
  (tags: tag-photos pos-interesting subj-science subj-space)
• “She wanted a nice weekend out with her boyfriend [...s]o she [...] wrapped her six-week-old child up in a [dirty] bed sheet [...] and left the little angel in a laundry basket in her boyfriend’s SUV.”
  “How leaving a child to die or be kidnapped is preferable to telling your pastor that you had pre-marital sex is beyond me. Did Heck think that Jesus doesn’t have a ranking system? [...] Cales, not being a moron, was aghast [...] now suing for full cust
  (tags: neg-holy_holy_shit neg-whaddafuck neg-horrifying)
• The “Scared of Santa” Photo Gallery
  (tags: tag-seasonal pos-hysterical tag-photos)
• Wired: “The crowd is getting ugly. Soldiers roll up in a Hummer. Suddenly, the whole right half of your body is screaming in agony. You feel like you’ve been dipped in molten lava. You almost faint from shock and pain, but instead you stumble backwards ..
  ” … and then start running. To your surprise, everyone else is running too. [...] You’ve just been hit with a new nonlethal weapon that has been certified for use in Iraq — even though critics argue there may be unforeseen effects.”
  (tags: neg-horrible pos-interesting subj-military)
• WSJ: A Chilling Photograph’s Hidden History: “Twenty-six years ago, a picture of an execution in Iran won the Pulitzer Prize. But the man who took it remained anonymous. Until now.”
  (tags: pos-cool tag-photos pos-interesting subj-military)
• WFTV: Teen Murderer Says Jail Is Too Hard, Appeals Sentence
  You’d think they’d come up with a more convincing argument for appeal than “it’s hard.”
  (tags: neg-weird neg-evil pos-funny)
• “Seven Seconds,” by Aelanna Cessara
  *sniffle*
  (tags: subj-scifi neg-sad pos-amazing)
• Ted Versus Unix
  (tags: tag-images tag-geekery pos-funny)